2. ifyoucarryonthisway:

    i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way

    (Source: averagefairy, via collapsed)

  3. rockees:

    a ferocious beast

    (via freckles-on-your-body)

  4. enjorlove:










    What the hell?

    Niggas out here trappin women

    Then wonder how your ass got burned

    what the fuck…

    I’ve had a dude do that before. that shit is terrifying. Dude went across the room like he typically would to get one. Came back and I didn’t know that he didn’t have one until he pulled out.

    I FLIPPED. Cried all the way home. Cried for days. Got tested. Bought the morning after pill. Seriously, fuck dudes that do this. There should be laws against it.

    There ARE laws against this. It’s called rape by deception or fraudulent rape and basically, it’s anytime the conditions of your consent are compromised. In a situation like this, you consented to protected sex. By having sex in a way you did not consent to, a crime WAS committed and he could be charged if any physical effects like pregnancy or STD occurred. Remember, ANY SEXUAL ACTIVITY YOU DON’T CONSENT TO IS RAPE. 

    If a guy does this, it’s rape. Call the cops. Ruin his life since he has no problem risking yours. Make him fucking learn. Rapists belong in jail. Rape by deception is rape, not a funny “meme”. 

    This is incredibly important for everyone to see!! EVERYONE

    (Source: 2pacmadaddy, via sweetlies-sourkisses)


  6. (Source: best-of-imgur, via pizza)

  8. blowhan:


    You get home from a long day at work and turn on the TV. It’s been a long week, so you think to yourself- maybe i’ll take the family to a movie on Saturday. Maybe we’ll even go on a vacation soon! We could visit museums and go to plays and see all sorts of fun attractions. 

    When you turned the TV on, nothing happened. There are no actors to entertain you. 
    When you went to the movie theater, nothing was showing. There were no advertisements to tell you that anything was showing, so you went to the theater to find out. Nothing playing. There is no one to film and create movies for you. Well at least your vacation will be fun, right? Not like there will be any plays to see and there won’t be anything in the art museums. 
    Well at least you have the shack you are living in that you made out of cardboard and sheets.

    Not like you could find an architect to build you a house with all the money you’re making as an engineer. 


    (Source: boyfroend, via 0nce-up0n-a-midnight-dreary)

  9. clubpenguinsexytimes:



    So coke is going to launch coke life. 

    It’s basically like how sprite now uses stevia.

    its now a mixture of sugar and stevia making the drink drop a third of sugar content and a third of calories.

    alot better than that coke zero/light shit that is sweetened by chemical sweeteners

    Why is it ogre colored

    Because shrek is life

    (via smalltown-loser)


  10. hated-and-helpless:



    the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.


    neither do a lot of women


    (via pizza)