1. gayturians:

    lyraffect:

    gayturians:

    once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

    You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

    go big or go home

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  2. timkarinn:

    I thought this was going to be educational…. it was

    (Source: humoristics, via smalltown-loser)

     

  3. I hate my friends

    noo-interruption:

    lokis-army-at-221b:

    wingsofjusice:

    youknowwhat-kissme-cas:

    lunaticphan:

    So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

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    But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

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    Cry

    but what did your driving instructor say

    WHAT DID HE SAY

    THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER

    152,000 people want to know what your teacher responded.

    (via smalltown-loser)

     
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  5. sodamnrelatable:

    when all your friends start talking about something you know nothing about

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    (Source: nurseblonda, via how-did-you-find-me)

     

  6. Things school has taught me:

    shulamithbond:

    tagyouareit:

    dra3nei:

    • Grades are more important than your morals,emotional & physical health

    • How to hate people in general
    • To want to quit life weekly
    • How to text/eat in class without getting caught
    • Why I will never amount to anything

    mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

    the magna carta was signed in 1215

    (Source: just-another-goddamn-paradox, via smalltown-loser)

     
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